Does food rhyme with hood?

According to rhyming dictionary website rhymezone.com:
No, it doesn't. However they say that it does rhyme with feud, hued, nude, skewed, spewed, stewed, viewed and cued. So do we really want to believe them?

Professor Threepwood's answer:
I once made this mistake on the way home from the club and came out of the kebab shop with quality mutton on my head while munching on a cotton head warmer.
Was tastier than I expected and the protein done wonders for my hair.